Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Evidence of brain tampering by space aliens

Friday I had LASIK. I really hadn’t had all that much time to contemplate the implications of the process before I did it. We have two children 19 months and 5 years and between home and work time for reflection is rare. Saturday we attended a dinner party and after a couple of conversations where I described the procedure I got to thinking about the whole process. Some guy, who I’ve previously met for all of 2 minutes took tiny little diamond coated knives and cut open my eyeballs and then proceeded to burn off parts of the insides of them with a high powered laser. Not only did I volunteer for this process, but I paid good money for it. Perhaps even stranger, I’m happy with the results.

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